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Thursday, March 13th, 2008
5:52 pm
Hey everybody. Remember Joe Millionaire. That was an awesome show. I feel like this community should be repurposed somehow, rather than just taking up space in the ether. Any ideas?
Thursday, January 20th, 2005
4:33 pm
Where are they now?
Does anyone know? I know Evan and Zora broke up shortly after the show, but what ever happened with David and Linda? You never hear about them.

Current Mood: curious
Saturday, May 22nd, 2004
1:26 pm
fuckingxcute_ Join that community, its HAWT.
Thursday, January 1st, 2004
4:08 pm
I missed the finale of Joe Millionaire (with Evan)...who did he end up choosing, what was her reaction, and what was the big suprise??
Tuesday, November 25th, 2003
11:51 am
A new season?
We all know this won't happen unless it's picked up by a cable channel and even then it's unlikely. This was ratings fiasco for Fox. It can't even be done in Europe again, since the story of this season made the front page of European newspapers.

What could be next if they somehow had a new season, Joe Millionaire, an oriental affair? Joe Millionaire an Arab affair? Joe Millionaire an Intergalactic affair?

I'm not really wanting to see another season of this show, but how do you think it could be done? Perhaps just trying to find women who lived in a cave and had no access to media?
7:01 am
For the few people who actually watched this show
So it turns out that the only losers were Fox. This season got about one-quarter of the last season's viewers. Fox was in such a hurry to dump this ratings bomb that it put 3 two-hour episodes on to finish it off.

That finale was dragged out about as long as one could drag out a show I suppose.

My question is how is David going to pay the property taxes of a 90-acre ranch on $11,000 per year? I guess he'll have to marry Linda now for her money.

He'll most likely be trying to open supermarkets or such to bring in some cash on his 15-minutes of fame. There's always gay porn too I suppose.
Tuesday, November 18th, 2003
8:25 am
What's the Cowboy to do?

Who should "Joe" Pick?

Cat, she's been with him the longest and has chemistry with her
Linda, he's been attracted to her since the beginning and she seems so nice
Hurricane, she's the one girl who certainly doesn't want David for his money
Monday, November 17th, 2003
2:56 am
Thoughts on the remaining girls...
Well I had a longer entry for this but it got deleted before it posted. :( *tear* Let's see what I can remember:
Cat: 22, Germany. She's a mystery to me. I'm not convinced that she truly likes David for who he is, or if it's his (fake) money. Trusting her is questionable to me. She's a DJ for a living so she's obviously outgoing, while David is more mellow. While she is certainly attractive, I don't think David and her would click in the long run.

Anique: 21, Netherlands. Spitting image of Estella Warren. Gorgeous. The most attractive of the 3, by far. However, I think since she's so attractive, she comes across as too high-maintenance. I'd pass on her for this reason.

Petra: 27, Netherlands. 27 is 3 years older than David who is 24. That's 3 years closer to wanting to fall in love and settle down (David is sort of on the show for love) versus Cat and Anique who are still kids. Yes, at 21 and 22 you're basically an adult in the legal sense but come on, lifestyle wise, at 21/22 you act more like an 18 year old than a 27 year old. Petra lied to David when she said she didn't smoke. I didn't see her as a liar. Oh well. She seems to be the most friendly. While I still find Anique the most attractive, looks fade; personalities generally don't. I'd pick Petra in the end.

Yay for Olinda being gone. As for the returning girl, it should be Linda. THAT would be DAMN GOOD TV. You could see in her eyes that she *could* fall in love with him even if he wasn't worth $80 million. (Which we know he isn't, though she thinks so) A very wholesome woman while damn sexy at the same time too! God, I want her. LOL.

That's it for my thoughts... we'll see what happens tomorrow... :)

Current Mood: tired
Tuesday, November 11th, 2003
3:37 pm
What do you think?
Here's another question for you all...

Were you surprised at how the other girls treated Cat, or is she really as rude as they say she is?
2:47 pm
I predict that Joe won't get the girl in the end, but the show will give him Hurricane as a gift and he'll ride off in the sunset alone.

How do you think the show will end?
Monday, November 10th, 2003
10:44 pm
an interesting twist?
There’s gold in that there cowboy, after all:


Current Mood: amused
Monday, November 3rd, 2003
8:59 pm
Linda is gone!!! Noooooooooooooo!
Thank God Lina is gone...
To quote the Merovingian from The Matrix Reloaded, she was...
"so bourgois, so boring..."
Alessia-- she was fun, but in terms of looks David did the right thing. (mean, I know D: )
Linda... por Linda... so gorgeous... so sexy... so gone.... waaaaahhhhhhh...

Current Mood: disappointed
Wednesday, October 29th, 2003
11:13 pm
I meant to write this sooner (but got busy) so I'm writing my thoughts now (but I'm a bit sleepy, so if I mess up the names I'm sorry ;)

First of all, I'm amazed that Olinda is still there... or Lina for that matter. Olinda is tactless and rude (not something a cowboy would want I think?). Lina is very sarcastic, which again doesn't seem to work with the cowboy mentality.

From all the girls, Petra seems to be the most compatible (mind you, I could be biased). Petra said something about coming from a farm, and just seems to be the most "down-to-earth" girl from the bunch.
5:43 pm
Last Night's episode...
Random Thoughts:

mirrorglassball was right. Tereza is awesome! Too bad she's gone, she was too damn cute and innocent... in a good way. Damn, I want her now! lol.

You're right, Anique was a "mess up" David, even though she looks like Estella Warren. (ahhh... :p) A shame you're stuck with her vs. Tereza. Silly cowboy.

Cat... well... after last night's episode I'm starting to dislike her now... Olinda was saying how Cat said God gave her the best pair of perfect breasts? Oh please... they would be perfect if they were DDs and didn't sag an iota, but they look like Bs and they DO sag.

Oh well... Linda is still there, fortunately... and Petra is suddenly becoming my new Tereza now... :)

Heh... the end for random thoughts.
9:44 am
I didn't really get to see much of last nite's episode, but yeah, I agree... Olinda is pissing me off!! She's not even pretty. I think Linda is going to be the one he picks. I like her the best out of all of them.

I have to say, David looked hott last nite in those pants... oh, wow!

What's wrong with Cat? She seems like a nice girl. Wasn't she the one where Olinda (?) thought her boobs were fake cuz they were so "perfect"? Those are real!! Some people just have a really nice rack, lol.

And who was the girl who, once David gave the necklace to, walked away immediately? He was like "I just messed that one up"- YEAH YA DID!

If anyone missed an episode: http://www.fox.com/joem/recaps/index.htm
Tuesday, October 28th, 2003
8:30 pm
Tonight's show, halfway through thoughts....
I was cursing like a sailor, I had no underwear on, and I was drinking champagne.

Even though the show is only halfway over, that's so the quote of the night!! Thereza from Prague rocks! .. on the other hand I wanted to slap Olinda SO bad. She's such a bitch, prime examples are when she ate when he was saying grace AND she made fun of him for it.

If anyone's thinking of a good drinking game, try taking a swig every time David says "perfect."
10:09 am
Wow... what an episode. I agree with people, Alessia from Italy is getting really annoying and making herself look really desperate. I luv her... but no. Just stop. "yes my future husband", woah there horsey! She's always asking about Hurricane and she wants kisses. My goodness someone's high maintenance.

THANK GOD Johanna wasn't picked! Holy sheep, did you see that bitchy look on her face and the way she stood with her hands crossed on her chest? Oh my god, if that's not a bitch slap waiting to happen, I don't know what is! I can't wait til she finds out he's not worth all that money, oh man. I would love to see her face, I hope they show it.

It looks like your Joe is getting in way over his head! He's already started lying and he's horrible at it! The girls are catching on... surprising. "something about him is fishy", no, really? A cowboy owning $80 million?? I would have never guessed!

Tonite @ 8 pm on Fox -> new episode, don't miss it!!

...champagne anyone? lol
Monday, October 27th, 2003
11:06 pm
shallowness is funny
Best quote of the evening:

"Were you scared when he said 'I don't have any neighbors, just my horses and cows'? I was like, "What, no Starbucks? No shopping?'"


Another new episode tomorrow, and although this season doesn't seem as intriguing as last season, I'll give it another episode or so.
10:53 pm
The Next Joe Millionaire
I missed the first showing last week of the Next Joe Millionaire since I thought it came on at 9 like it did last season. Oh well, I knew I wouldn't miss much as they always have the "previously on Joe Millionaire" clip. I must say, it feels very weird though!

I think the reason why I liked the first season so much more is because the women seemed to have much better personalities. Something about all the European women turns me off. Now yeah they're gorgeous but they have too many different cultures to throw together in one show. You could see it with the meet n' greet. It just feels weird.

And the new guy isn't quite like Evan at all. He's dumb. He didn't even know the capitol of Germany is Berlin. I mean, c'mon now. Like the girls can't figure out he's not really as rich as he seems.

Oh ... and those jokes about the horse just got retarded.

Thank goodness Paul is still on the show or I may not even have bothered watching the entire thing.
1:54 pm
New member!
Hey guys. I watched the last couple of episodes of last year's Joe Millionaire and I really liked it for some reason. He wasn't the least bit attractive, though... ickk :\

I'm not sure if I like this guy? His voice is too weird for me and I'm not crazy about his looks. I think they should have made this guy *really* fat and ugly just to prove that girls are *extremely* shallow and will do anything for money. These European girls are so dumb!! It's really sad considering 2/3 are from Italy. They are doing a very good job at representing!

THIS should be an interesting season... it's on tonite! Can't wait.

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